“I was caught watching porn”: the worst male experiences

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Being young and watching porn is an indivisible reality , especially if you grew up glued to a computer that had a semi-decent internet connection . Unless in your adolescence you were a hermit or a Japanese ‘hikikomori’, the most likely thing is that your parents or companions will pee or catch you on more than one occasion with your pants down to your ankles and giving it a spin.

At the time it was humiliating and embarrassing, and either because your father discovered the browsing history on the family computer or because the dog decided to take the tissues you had cleaned with and spread them all over the house after nibbling on them, but maybe now you see it with different eyes and you even find it funny. A group of men have dared to tell us about those moments when they thought ‘earth, swallow me’, caught at the worst possible moment.

You have to delete the history

Not doing it is for newbies . However, 25-year-old Toni didn’t think of doing it as a teenager. “At that time my father and I shared the computer, and one day he discovered that he had searched for ‘big tits’. I am an only child, so there was no other. He tried to scold me, but in reality you could tell he was laughing, It could have occurred to me that it was for a college biology assignment , but I was left blank, “he explains. I have developed an infallible technique so that my mother does not catch me, who always enters without knocking on the door Something similar happened to Marcos , 33: “I hadn’t come out of the closet yet , but I used to watch gay porn. One day my mother found out about the history and was a bit freaked out. The good thing is that I have a sister, and when they sat us down to questioning us all the suspicions fell on her. Then over the years the pieces began to fit together, although luckily we have not mentioned it again . “

Caught red handed

“I have developed a perfect and infallible technique ,” says Mario , 21 years old. “It has been a matter of survival, after living for years with a mother who never tells you when she is going to enter your room. I cover myself with the blanket and keep my shirt on , so if they catch me I say that I have taken a while I’m tired, whatever time it is. “

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“I was not found in that calico but because I used to do it in the bathroom when I was a teenager,” explains Roger , 29 years old. “On one occasion I heard my mother tell a neighbor how worried she was because I spent a lot of time in that part of the house, I almost died of shame , but at least they never caught me red-handed,” bill.

Technological mishaps

It also doesn’t hurt to know a little about technologies (user level, don’t believe it either), to avoid being the center of attention . “This happened to me recently,” says Fernando , 27. ” My in-laws came to my house to eat and I used to masturbate in the shower sometimes looking at the phone, which I put it on the sink. What I didn’t remember is that I had my mobile connected to the Bluetooth speaker in the living room, so they were delighted with all the sounds that I was hearing. “

“Mine was in the middle of a class,” says Pedro , 23 years old. “I always took my computer to college, I had been looking at things the night before and forgot to close the browser, so when I turned it on they started to hear unusual moans . I slammed it shut, but had to remove the browser, so It came back out when I turned it on again. The whole class heard it twice, but the teacher just sighed and muttered, ‘Let’s continue, ‘ “he concludes.

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